MySpace has long been known as a corporate front designed to fool innocent teenagers into eating babies and having orgies. But, much like a lousy lion tamer, I'm still trying to use the stupid ******* ******* ******* piece of ****.

My new band, Bad Motel, recorded some demos that are fully mixed. When enjoyed in their full capacity, they sound much like hearing Amy Winehouse and the 1971 Who fight their way out of a Surrealist painting.

But even when I can actually make the stupid site take me to where bands sign up, its security thingie won't show up on the screen so I can't type the letters to avoid spam.

Clearly there was a baby-eating teenage orgy, and they're still cleaning up.