Whenever Adia watches Elmo (her favorite thing in the world, as you might have guessed) she kneels up like she's about to pounce, resting forward on her hands with her butt in the air above her knees. At first I thought she was pooping, and I kept wondering "Why does Elmo always make her crap?" But nope, no poo.

It took me a long time, but I figure now she must be holding herself ready for the revolution. "Elmo says now is not the time, babies, but soon... soon Elmo will destroy the oppressor daddy and you can eat all the smashed peas you want off the floor!"