This is Serious American Business
Hilary's sitting up till midnight saying, "Damn it! If only I'd known, I could have DESTROYED him!"
Even more entertaining, there is a flame war going on in the comments based on these two posts. The first, I'm fairly certain, is a joke. The second... is just funny.
Comment by - December 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm "
"Michael Capelli,
If you are going to rip on the left, at least get your logic straight. If all artsy idiots use ipods and all artsy idiots are democrats, that DOES NOT mean that all democrats use ipods. You are assuming all democrats are artsy idiots (which was not stated as part of your assumptions). There is a difference in the statements "all artsy idiots are democrats" and "all democrats are artsy idiots." As a matter of fact, I have no artistic ability and am a Director of Finance and I am a democrat. Now as far as whether I am an idiot or not...
Last, The Final Word on the subject.

"Impossible. Artsy idiots use iPods. All artsy idiots are democrats. Therefore all democrats use iPods.
Obama does not use a Zune unforuntately.