We Will Become NanoSentinels
Okay.
1) Putting Church lessons on the internet so I can check Penny Arcade when I get bored of preparing them--not so much the best idea ever. "God wants us to follow him so we can sprinkle our ashes over the organic produce at Ballard Market."
2) I am teaching today the lesson on how we can become gods. I didn't know that one was still in gospel essentials. But it's right there: "we will become gods." Oooookay. How do you gently break that one?
"So, we can become gods."
"So there's more than one god?"
"Um... basically, yeah."
"The Bible say there's only one god."
"Maybe God will give us each our own universe to play in, so that God is only the God of this universe. Maybe there are lots of universes."
"Universes?"
"Yeah, like maybe in one universe I ride a steel-toed fork to triumphatic victory over the Blarney People."
"...."
1) Putting Church lessons on the internet so I can check Penny Arcade when I get bored of preparing them--not so much the best idea ever. "God wants us to follow him so we can sprinkle our ashes over the organic produce at Ballard Market."
2) I am teaching today the lesson on how we can become gods. I didn't know that one was still in gospel essentials. But it's right there: "we will become gods." Oooookay. How do you gently break that one?
"So, we can become gods."
"So there's more than one god?"
"Um... basically, yeah."
"The Bible say there's only one god."
"Maybe God will give us each our own universe to play in, so that God is only the God of this universe. Maybe there are lots of universes."
"Universes?"
"Yeah, like maybe in one universe I ride a steel-toed fork to triumphatic victory over the Blarney People."
"...."
posted by Spencer at 7:53 AM
7 Comments:
Yes. Teach it JUST LIKE THAT. Or you can teach that although it's a gospel doctrine, the previous president of the church preferred to think of it as a "couplet." What's next? Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so! Oh no, sorry, that's just a couplet. The Bible has actually not been translated correctly, and Jesus hates you. Just FYI.
Jesus only hates you. He's cool with me, cuz I gave him a bag of bagels.
But I thought He-Man was master of the Universe?
how does he fit in?
After Jean-Paul Sartre killed God, He-Man took over.
Bagel, bagel, bagel, I made you out of clay...
And breathed the breath of life into you. Go forth and multiply, Bagel!
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