Increasing use of acronyms makes it harder to say things like, "What the F***?" when one's first instinct is to say "Dubbuyew tee eff?" but "Dubbuyew tee eff" is too hard to say, so one is left with "What the F***?"

This problem will be solved by the addition of "ugga" or "ogga" to acronyms. "Wugga tuh Fugga?" or, instead of the classic OMG, "Ogga muh Gogga!" No need to say "Ell oh ell." Just say "Lugga og lugga!"

"Ugga" will soon become its own slang for "something cool to the ultimate," ex: "Ceiling cat is tuh ugga squared."

BONUS: Math teachers will get smart and start calling their class "Pie." They will blame it on confusion with the greek numeral. Math enrollment rates will soar, and the same for obesity.